15 years ago my shrink told me
I was too damn crazy to ever be
Sane again,
So I got a new Psychiatrist
And became stable.
Last year a surgeon told me
I was too damn fat and needed
Surgery,
So I told him I would lose
100 pounds in a year
Naturally,
And he told me
“Impossible”.
Well here I am now,
1 year later and
100 lbs thinner and
Fairly sane.
These doctors need to learn
About the power of
Willpower
In medical school.
Don’t ever give up,
No matter what
People tell you.
