Geld Lust’s Cyborg

Years after the AI revolution, America’s population had been reduced by 98%. Not because of famine or plague or climate change, but because 98% of Americans had their citizenship stripped from them and were deported by the billionaire technocrat Geld Lust. Having conquered Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, the internet and having a 50 trillion dollar bank account, Geld Lust had the means and power to remake America in his own image, so he bought out the politicians, replaced the military with his cyborgs, and the economy with his army of mechanical and genetic clones
produced at his factories and baby farms across America. After having taken control of so many things, he devised a plan to remake America to his liking.

Geld Lust, having immigrated from the country of Zamboochi at a young age, had a strong distaste for America, and wished to turn America into his own personal Zamboochi. To accomplish this task he had to clear out the one thing that he hated most about America, and that was all the Americans that lived there. The flag waving brats, with their red white and blue freedom loving ways. The brown people, loving the white people, loving the yellow people, loving the red people. Such things were not legal in Zamboochi!

The only way that Geld Lust could turn America into Zamboochi was to deport them all, so he released his internet trolls, political puppets and propaganda to influence Americans into believing a singular malicious idea; “That some Americans are not American enough to live in America”. His echo chamber would circulate this idea over and over again until Americans embraced it. Months later Americans were deporting other Americans so quickly that American cities began to resemble ghost towns. The brown Americans were deporting the black Americans who were deporting the yellow Americans who were deporting the white Americans who were busy deporting everyone. The rich Americans were deporting the poor Americans who were deporting the homeless Americans. The right wing Americans were deporting the lefties who were deporting the hippies who were too busy getting high to deport anyone.

Geld Lust’s plan succeeded and America’s population bled out into Mexico and elsewhere, and the few remaining people left in America swore allegiance to Geld Lust and the country of Zamboochi. Geld Lust having emptied out America was now preoccupied with his own immortality in order to always rule over America, so he uploaded his consciousness into a 50 meter high cybernetic colossus. Ingenious and massive, it contained the mind of Geld Lust with the power and immortality of a cyborg. His creation had unexpected consequences however, as it had the mind of a human but was trapped inside the body of a machine, which led to trans-species dysphoria. Geld Lust had his best and brightest engineers devise a plan to convert its body into that of a human, so the cyborg underwent a trans-species operation. The operation didn’t go that well however, its voice still resembled that of a robot, parts of its metallic body still showed and the cyborg’s skin resembled a lizard, and its eyes that of an iguana.

Afterwards everywhere Geld Lust’s cyborg traveled, people poked fun at it and its freakish looks. Eventually Geld Lust decreed his creation an abomination and had his goons imprison it for violation of the trans-species act of 2027. Geld Lust’s cyborg ended up in prison alone, without legal representation, and was eventually deported to Mexico to live out his years with the Americans that Geld Lust so despised. Some years later after Geld Lust’s death his consciousness lived on indefinitely in the form of the trans-species cyborg he created. Every year on the day of Geld Lust’s passing his cyborg, having been bullied by his creator, threw the grandest party in all of Mexico where people beat Geld Lust pinata’s till they billowed out worthless wads of Zamboochi bills that no one cared about.

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