By Dan Hoeweler
Welcome to the madhouse
We don’t discriminate
We think you are great
Welcome to the madhouse
Our asylum is growing
There is plenty room in here
Welcome to the madhouse
The world is crazy
Why not catch it’s disease
Welcome to the madhouse
We are the new normal
We are your new friends
Welcome to the madhouse
The special place
For special people
Welcome to the madhouse
Drive yourself crazy
Then join our club
Welcome to the madhouse
We are recruiting
Don’t be left out
Welcome to the madhouse
A vacation away from normal
A new place to call home
Welcome to the madhouse
A fun club
For fun people
Welcome to the madhouse
Take lots of pills
Take them for free
Welcome to the madhouse
Just call your doctor
And get your ticket in
Welcome to the madhouse
Step up
And step in
Hi, Dan!
My name is bethanie & I’m in love with this poem! I’m currently working on a book, and I was hoping I could use it in one of my chapters? If I have the opportunity to get my book published, I will send you a copy! Please get back to me, thank you so much!