By Dan Hoeweler
I am a decent human
 Or so I thought
 Until the news told me
 That I am a
 Schizophrenic nut
 Gone mad
 Destined to be
 Soulless and bad
 That’s why I decided to turn off the news
 And think instead
 About the things that matter
 Instead of listening to the propaganda
 On my TV
 Televised stupidity
 That doesn’t represent me
 Take me away
 From that insanity
