Hallucinations
And
Delusions
Be Jesus Christ
Or somebody else
Hear voices
Speak
And brag to your boss
That you have special
Powers
That he does not
Like invisibility
Or talking to
Your dog
This is not
The Fake
LSD
Bullshit
This is
The greatest
Show on earth
All Natural
Stuff
I know hearing voices
Isn’t the latest fad
It’s not on the
Hollywood “A” list
Yet
But once
I am on
Oprah
Or
Rickey Lake
Then things
Will start
To change
Afterwards
I will wear
A shirt
With a
“Got Voices”?
Logo
And
Take my Anti-psychotics
Only five days a week
So I can listen
To God
On the Sabbath
And find out
That I am
The Messiah
By Monday
Jesus
Wants
You
To
Take
This
Legal
Drug
Today