I was driving around town last week delivering packages
To pay the bills and expenses for all my damn pills
When a yellow bus came by and sideswiped my car
With a crew of little school kids inside
It ate into the side of my car taking out the door
And mirror as it chugged along
And continued on as if nothing happened
So I decided to follow
When the bus stopped
I leaped out of my car
With my cell phone and
Snapped a picture
A picture is worth a thousand words
Or better yet a thousand dollars
When some idiot slams into you
And you get a picture of their license plate
As they drive off