The Operating Room

By Daniel Hoeweler

A little over a year ago I was Told I would likely die From an inoperable hernia. Instead of "Giving Up" I placed myself on a Strict diet and walked An hour or two every day For 16 months. I lost 115 lbs, Enough weight so That the Doctors Would attempt to Operate on me. The day of reckoning Arrived Last week so I went to The hospital Where I placed myself on a gurney So that the nurses could Shave My abdomen. I made small talk about My recent vacation To help calm My nerves as They fed me pills and Antibiotics through an IV. Above my bed was a cross And I started humming hymns In a drug induced stupor As I drifted in and out Of consciousness. Eventually they rolled me into The cutting room Where I noticed A dozen or so Highly trained Surgeons. I gave them a thumbs up And thanked them, As they placed a mask Over my face And then Darkness. I woke up in Blood soaked Abdominal wrappings And was told that The surgery had gone Remarkably well. Three days later I was Taking Oxycodone Tylenol, Ibuprofen Muscle relaxers and Nova-cane And am thankful That I am still Alive And will soon be Fully recovered.