Special Powers

By Daniel Hoeweler

Hallucinations And Delusions Be Jesus Christ Or somebody else Hear voices Speak And brag to your boss That you have special Powers That he does not Like invisibility Or talking to Your dog This is not The Fake LSD Bullshit This is The greatest Show on earth All Natural Stuff I know hearing voices Isn’t the latest fad It’s not on the Hollywood “A” list Yet But once I am on Oprah Or Rickey Lake Then things Will start To change Afterwards I will wear A shirt With a “Got Voices”? Logo And Take my Anti-psychotics Only five days a week So I can listen To God On the Sabbath And find out That I am The Messiah By Monday

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