Northside

There is a place in Cincinnati Where everyone that is too queer Or too damn strange to live Anywhere else in Ohio Resides. It’s filled with people who Were excommunicated from their Small-minded villages Outside of the 275 loop And decided to build something Better for themselves; A Utopia for Drag Queens, Rock Stars, Hippy Dope Smokers Drama Queens, Gays, Straight Freaks, Commies, Hustlers, Spiritual Gurus, God fearing and God hating Individuals, A place for anyone who is willing To tolerate just about everyone. Different types of bars Line the streets of Spring Grove And Hamilton Avenue Where you can find All sorts of People who probably wouldn’t Fit in anywhere else In the Midwest But found a home here in this Disney World of Misfits and Weirdos. People who decided to build something better For themselves where people can Be whoever they want Dress however they want Believe whatever they want Make music & art & poetry & Walk around in a pink tuxedo & Not worry about having your Ass beat down by some Gestapo Scheißters It’s real Grade A Entertainment at: “The Northside Yacht Club” “The Comet” “Arcade Legacy” And “XYZ” And you never know what’s Going to happen Because Northside is raw and unfiltered And people aren’t walking around with their Bullshit Office masks on So you know who they are and What they are thinking & if they want you to screw Then they give you the finger & if they want to screw you Then you end up in bed & that is the kind of place Northside is… Where you can sit around and Sing Karaoke with Transvestites or Smoke blunts with hippies or Watch a drag show And question your Sexuality or Take off your work suit & put on some sparkly platform boots & dance all night long & not know where you are going To wake up the next morning. It’s the kind of place that Sends a giant Finger To the rest of the world “We are free & I screw who I want & I think what I want & I am what I want”Censored Version, Uncensored found on my website