Make Cincinnati Great Again

I currently reside in Cincinnati
And there is this strange
Belief
Among the population
That this city is
Family friendly
Normal and
Moral.

This city needs a
Mirror.

I mean look at the celebrities that
Cincinnati has produced:

Charles Manson
Jerry Springer
Larry Flynt
John Hicks

This city is a freak fest
Filled with Serial Murderers
Cult leaders, Porn Peddlers and
Prime time slug show hosts.

And I love it.

Instead of trying to
Lie to ourselves
Why not embrace the insanity
Of this city.

Personally I think we should
Legalize Weed,
Mushrooms
And prostitution
And change our name to
Freakus Maximus
So we can
Compete with Las Vegas as the
Freakiest and most decadent city
On the planet.

One way to fulfill this dream
Is vote for me in the next
Election cycle
To be emperor of Cincinnati
and I will make
Cincinnati the city
Of my dreams.

As your emperor
I will turn Cincinnati into
The freak show it was meant to be
Together we can make
Cincinnati Great Again.

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