Hernia

I hate that fucking word.
It’s the ugliest word in the English language.
I hated that word even before
I formed a hernia in my gut
From working long hours as a garbage man
And eating too much KFC and Taco Bell
And having too many injuries.
Now I have to get my gut sliced up
And cut out
To get rid of that damn curse
That follows me around.
Good riddance!

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