You Are Welcome Here

By Dan Hoeweler

Welcome to the madhouse

We don’t discriminate
We think you are great

Welcome to the madhouse

Our asylum is growing
There is plenty room in here

Welcome to the madhouse

The world is crazy
Why not catch it’s disease

Welcome to the madhouse

We are the new normal
We are your new friends

Welcome to the madhouse

The special place
For special people

Welcome to the madhouse

Drive yourself crazy
Then join our club

Welcome to the madhouse

We are recruiting
Don’t be left out

Welcome to the madhouse

A vacation away from normal
A new place to call home

Welcome to the madhouse

A fun club
For fun people

Welcome to the madhouse

Take lots of pills
Take them for free

Welcome to the madhouse

Just call your doctor
And get your ticket in

Welcome to the madhouse

Step up
And step in

One Reply to “You Are Welcome Here”

  1. Hi, Dan!
    My name is bethanie & I’m in love with this poem! I’m currently working on a book, and I was hoping I could use it in one of my chapters? If I have the opportunity to get my book published, I will send you a copy! Please get back to me, thank you so much!

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